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Types Of Wife

HARD-DISK Wife
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Wife
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Wife
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but
no one can live without her.

EXCEL Wife
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly
use her for your four basic needs..
SCREENSAVER Wife:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Wife:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Wife:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Wife:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Wife:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Wife:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

Laptop Wife:
Most desired possession, but always belongs to some one else

VIRUS Wife: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not
expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't
try to uninstall her you will lose everything